Gilligan Pierce. Seventeen ways. Find them. - Girl Absurdity: Mind Married + Mind Divorce

Girl Absurdity: Mind Married + Mind Divorce

mind married
Function: noun
Date: 300 B.C.
1 a: being in the state of matrimony only in your MIND, without the other person knowing.
2 a: note that the husband and wife in this marriage do not know each other at all or have not met any more than a small introduction. Most importantly, it is only imagined by one person in the marriage, the wife.

mind divorce
Function: noun

Date: officially coined in 2008
1. a: The process of divorcing a man you are only married to in your mind, because when you actually got to know him, he’s not who he was in your mind at all! (How dare him.)

Sep 17 2008

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There was sex on the slopes. And in the city. And in the midwest, somewhere, in a place too big to be a town but to familiar to be a city.

There was a blog. www.sexandtheslopes.com
It became www.seventeenways.com.
It is both, still.

There is a story. A chronicle of life and love and the persuit thereof. There will be a book.

There is a life. An epic adventure, an insignificant moment, a year or two or twenty or eighty-nine of experience.

There are seventeen ways to find what you're looking for and seventeen ways to get undressed in the dark.